Month: April 2022

how I discovered the banana dog.  I walked up to a bench after a long hike. I noticed something in the bushes. I went to see what it was and I saw the and of a huge banana. all of a sudden it moved, and I could see a leg and paws, and a dogs head. It was about 2 1/2 feet long, so I jumped and caught him. I put him in the box of my truck and took him in. I found out that he can be invisible as long as he is hydrated. He must of bin dehydrated when I saw him. That is why he had never been discovered before.

If I won the lottery, the first thing I would do is buy a brand new 2022 Polaris 570 ATV. I would also buy a 2022 KTM 250. I would build my own lake with a Bass Pro fishing boat. The next thing I would do is build a mudding hole for my quad and  small motocross track for my dirt bike. I would also buy the 2022 Dodge Ram TRX for driving on pavement. After that I would get a second Gen Dodge Ram diesel dually for work. I would also get all new hunting blinds, camo, stands and guns. That is what I would do if I won the lottery.

When I woke up I knew today was the day I got the buck I’ve been tracking for years. As I get dressed up with camo and blaze orange I grab all of my calls and gadgets. I notice that it is almost 6:00 A.M. I walk up to the stand. I can hear something in the bushes I stop climbing mid way up the ladder. It’s just a squirrel. I continue climbing up the ladder. When I make it up I wait for about an hour and a half. Then finally I see a buck from far away so I try to call it in and it works. To my surprise it’s the buck I’ve been hunting for years. As I raise my rifle I’m about to shoot but it moves, so I just shoot it in its lower gut. I run down the ladder and hunt him down and shoot him in the chest. He is finally down. My hunt is finally over.

As I listen to the quads start up. The smell of the exhaust fills up the air. Our first stop is the gas station to fill up our quads for the long ride ride. As we head out to Jacksons Lake all I can see is dust from the behind of my dads quad on the gravel road. We finally make it to the lake we ride the side of the bumpy, muddy out side of the lake. Going through the mud I feel the steam from the mud and water evaporating from hitting my hot engine. We finally make it around the lake we exit through this trail that is almost strait down and sideways. we are on our way home and its starts to pour rain, we make it home and I can taste the gasoline of my garage and my thumb is almost numb from holding the throttle for so long.